Kawaii Naruto Shôgakkô
Chapter 1
Ino’s a Bad Girl

“It’s beautiful! The sight up here, right Naruto-Kun?” Hinata said, smiling. She noticed Naruto just sat there, on the chair, angry. “Naruto…”
“It’s not my fault. I didn’t mean to hurt her. I didn’t mean to…”
“Hurt who?”
“I didn’t mean to hurt Hanabi earlier today! I’m sorry! I just…”
“What…?!”

“Naruto, why?! Why…” Hinata cried. “Why did you-“
Sakura and Sasuke came towards Hinata and Naruto. Hinata looked up to see them. Sasuke saw her crying, and Sakura hugged her friend.
“Hinata! What is wrong?”
Hinata turned towards Naruto. Naruto turned to look at Hinata. As Naruto looked, he saw it. That fear, unsafe-ness in Hinata’s eyes. You could tell she was crying not because she felt sad for Hanabi, but because she just couldn’t believe- Naruto- Actually she could believe an idiot like Naruto would do such a thing.
“L-Leave!” Hinata said, turning her head back towards Sakura and sinking her head in Sakura’s shoulder.
“Naruto! What did you do?!” Sakura said, staring at Naruto right in the eye. It was scary to look at her eyes- It seemed Sakura wanted to kill Naruto right then and there- on the spot he hurt her best friend’s feelings.
“I… I didn’t mean to. Please, I’m sorry…” Naruto said, starting to leave the three.
“I… I can not forgive you for this! Don’t ever come see me again!”
“Just chill, Hinata. It’s not like he wanted to. He was told to.” Neji said who appeared behind the two girls, with Sasuke glaring at him. “Did I come at a bad… time-“
“GET OUT OF HERE! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!”
“This is my business. I told him to do it.”
“You what…”
Naruto looked back at Hinata. “I had to do it… or else he said he would hurt you. I just… Had to do it for your sake. So please, please forgive me.”
“Naruto…”
Ino laughed as she walked behind them. “Heh. He’s totally lying! I was there.” She walked fancy toward us, wearing this cute kimono and a cute small purse.
“No you weren’t! You were… somewhere!” Naruto said.
“Exactly! You didn’t know where I was. I was hiding behind the shadows- and that’s when I saw you- punching and slapping and smacking her- and you even kicked her to the ground. You should be ashamed!” Ino smirked.
Hinata noticed that smirk. ‘That evil little-‘Hinata thought to herself. ‘She’s lying!’
“You’re lying!” Hinata exclaimed. “That’s a lie! Naruto may have done that, but not so far to his friends!”
Ino frowned. She growled, “What are you talking about?! I WAS THERE! AND YOU WEREN’T!”
“That’s true. But I can still discover who is right and wrong. Naruto wouldn’t do that- he would never. I know him well. So leave you little brat!”
Ino started crying. Sasuke glanced at her. Then she smiled evilly. “I will have Sasuke. I will.”
Sasuke glared at her. He turned to Sakura, and picked her up, letting her go of Hinata.
“Ah!” Sakura said in surprised, as Sasuke forced Sakura into a deep kiss, with Ino standing there in deep surprise. Ino clenched her fist as she saw Sakura with Sasuke kissing, she got really angry, and broke that kiss apart. Sasuke jumped backwards with Sakura in his arms, dodging the fist that Ino was supposed to smash into Sakura’s pretty face.
“Why you-!!”
Sasuke smiled as he held Sakura tight. “Heh. Just try it.”



“Pein, DEAR!!! It’s LUNCH TIME so hurry the F**K UP!!!” Konan yelled, who was fixing lunch for the Akatsuki. Pein came running through the door of the kitchen and sat down in a chair.
“Why must you yell and CUSS? What did I DO?!”
“What did you DO?!” Konan yelled, burning the fries she was making. “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!”
“You mean with me HITTING the dog? I did it on accident.”
“ACCIDENT?! SHE’S BRUISED!”
Pein turned around; not looking at Konan’s yelling face.
“Look at me!” Konan said, coming next to Pein, who turned around and kissed Konan on the lips, making her drop the pan. She was blushing the whole time, and instead of both of them having the fun- Pein did- well, because he did do most of the kissing.
“Hmm… You are weird today. Usually when I kiss you, you kiss me back… But now you’re ignoring?”
“…” Konan turned around, becoming red and left the kitchen. You could hear her putting on her jacket and slamming the door, going outside. Pein sat there, staring at that door. He sensed Konan was behind it. “Make sure you don’t get arrested, HONEY~!” Pein laughed.
Konan pounded on the door, and the next thing you knew there was a hole through it. She peeked in it, and saw Pein. “I’m coming in THERE!!!” Konan said, putting her arm though the hole and unlocked the door. She was running now, but Pein watched that in slow motion, how funny it was to see the pitiful face of hers. “Oh… SHE-ETT…!” He said slowly.
Konan took his collar and threw him out the 10th story window of the high school. “YA LIKE THAT NOW?! I HATE YOU, YOU MOTHERFU-”

Meanwhile, Deidara and Sasori were at the doctor’s office.
“Hm, Deidara, you have a problem.” The doctor said who was smoking on a cigarette.
“Yes, what is it, sir?”
“You are…”
Deidara and Sasori closed in on him, trying to listen as careful.
“Pregnant.”
Sasori stared at him wide-eyed. Deidara just fell on the ground. When they got back in train of thought…
“HOLY S**T! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE NEVER EVEN HAD I*********E! OR ANYTHING! NOTHING! Wait, does that mean Deidara got pregnant from a different MAN…?!” Sasori exclaimed, slapping his hands against the doctor’s desk.
“Um, well it’s complicated. “
“TELL MEEEEE!” Sasori said. He took the doctor’s collar and stared at his eyes good. “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME SOMEONE’S GONNA BE MISSING…”
The doctor sweated a bit. Just looking at Sasori’s face made him frightened- that ‘Chucky’ look to his face. Sasori wasn’t patient enough- so he was about to punch the doctor in the face until Deidara stopped him.
“Danna! Stop it!”
“Okay, OKAY! It was a plain, old, stupid, retarded, sh***y, joke, OKAY? Just don’t kill me please. I have a child at home-“
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE A CHILD AT HOME… JOKING AROUND ISN’T THE THING A DOCTOR SHOULD DO! SHE ALMOST FAINTED, YOU JACK***!” Sasori yelled in his face, shaking the doctor violently. “WHAT KIND OF
MOTHERFRIGGIN’ DOCTOR LIES TO THEIR OWN PATIENTS WHO COULD BE TERRIFIED TO HEAR THEY ARE MOTHERFRIGGIN’ PREGNANT?! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW A FEMALE IS?! THEY HAVE FEELINGS, YA KNOW!” Sasori threw the doctor off the chair onto the floor. Deidara was crying right now, cuddled up in the corner of the office. Sasori stood up and came to Deidara. He carried her all the way to their car, with people watching them.
“I thought that was true…” Deidara cried on Sasori’s shoulder. Sasori put Deidara in the right front seat, as he sat in the left. He started on the car.
“What a jack***… I’m gonna find a wayyy better doctor for you, Deidara.” Sasori said, as he patted Deidara on the back.